Tales From Madina

Life Is Too Short For Long Stories

why girls don’t like playing truth or dare

Me: hey u wanna play truth or dare?

Her: yeah sure, but you go first…

Me: okay, Truth or Dare

Her: Truth

Me: when last did you kiss?

Her: 15th March, 2015

Me: heerrh looooooooool hahahaha

Her: what?

Me: lol what’s with the date? you keep dates?

Her: lol

Me: your turn…

Her: Truth or Dare

Me: Truth

Her: are you a virgin?

Me: yes oooh lol

Her: liar

Me: why lol hahha

Her: you laughing, so you lying.

Me: haha I’m not ooh, just smiling, and am telling the truth too

Her: I still don’t believe it, I don’t trust you

Me: it’s true la!…your turn wai

Her: Truth or Dare

Me: Dare

Her: dare? Hmmm, okay, now you to use my pic as ur dp till the next day and change your status saying you love me.

Me: you’ll get me into trouble charle lol, hahaha, I’m done!

Her: your turn.

Me: Truth or Dare

Her: Truth

Me: Tell me a secret you’ve never told anyone before.

Her: I was dating my English teacher back in JHS

Me: heerrh, you dey lie, how old were you then?

Her: 14 and half, almost 15 years

Me: heerrhh haha you naughty I swear!

Her: ikr lol

Me: did you guys have sex?

Her: Hey! Hey! Hey! you only get to ask one question at a time, so it’s my turn!

Her: Truth or Dare

Me: lol Truth

Her: How many girls have you dated so far?

Me: 4 1/2

Her: 4 & half?

Me: yep.

Her: why?

Me: one of them wasn’t cute

Her: Hahahahahaha you crazy lol

Me: lol Truth or Dare

Her: Truth

Me: Describe everything you wearing right now.

Her: kkk..a white V neck top, a plain black skirt, white & pink panty and a bracelet. 🙈🙈🙈

Me: 😍😍😍😍😍

Her: 😜😜😜😜😜 Truth or Dare

Me: Dare

Her: send me an audio of you singing a nice song

Me: what song exactly?

Her: any song you like, so far it’s nice

Me: lol okay

*(CleDre is recording an audio…sent!!)*

Screenshot_2016-05-02-18-03-24-1

Her: I know this song, Shawn Mendes – stitches…you have a nice voice, love it :):):) 🙂

Me: you welcome :):) 🙂 Truth or Dare

Her: Truth

Me: Eeii won’t you pick Dare? 

Her: hahaha 😂😂😂 why? I will kkk

Me: aaahhh when?

Her: I will kkk don’t worry

Me: you wan lie me eehh

Her: I will kkk, hhmmmm but I’m kinda scared to pick Dare

Me: oh why?

Her: I think you know why

Me: Naaaaaa I don’t, please tell me

Her: okay, if I pick Dare, you’ll dare me to do something I can’t do

Me: oh naaa I won’t trust me wai

Her: hmmm

Me: you can trust me wai, don’t worry, my dares are easy okay

Her: hmmm kkk

Me: did you have sex with ur JHS teacher?

Her: no I didn’t!!! 🙅🙅🙅

Me: Eeii hmmm me I don’t believe you ooh

Her: it’s true la!, we only make out once in a while, nothing serious and no sex!!!

Me: Eeii so he touches you eh, he dey press press your breasts eeehh, I envy him papa 😥😥😥

Her: lool yeah he did, but my breasts were small in size that time.

Me: Small like lime eehh lol

Her: yeah lol like small lime, Truth or Dare

Me: Truth

Her: what’s the most embarrassing thing you’ve ever experienced?

Me: me? lol

Her: yeah you, I’m waiting…

Me: lol I can’t say it oooh, I’m shy wai

Her: I’m waiting, tell me…

Me: I was in church, my stomach was aching, and I let out a silent fart, after a few seconds, people were looking around, tracing the source of the smell… people turn back to my direction, and they were looking at me as if I’ve fart charle

Her: lol but you were the one

Me: ikr…but that wasn’t the plan, I wasn’t expecting to get busted, the fart sef, na ebi the silent one, no bro hear the sound

Me: Truth or Dare

Her: Dare

Me: send me the prettiest pic you’ve ever taken, it should be colored, no filter or make up, just natural

Her: Eeii

Me: Yes I’m waiting, send it now

Her: okay mmm (Sending pic: sent!!)

IMG-20141020-WA0009

Me: is this your pic?

Her: yes please

Me: are you sure?

Her: yes pls

Me: Eeii what a face!

Her: what’s wrong?

Me: the whole Ghana u be pap queen, your beauty is second to none, charle you’re a queen

Her: thanx hun 🙂

Me: Are you a fallen angel? Did you fall from heaven? You are the prettiest, ahoכfe hemaa, woyз me taste! B3 gye kiss heerrhhh

Her: lol 🙂 Truth or Dare

Me: Dare

Her: Send me a nice pic of you

Me: lol

Her: why you laughing?

Me: please don’t laugh when I send my pic okay. Promise me, you won’t

Her: I promise won’t kkk

Me: (sending pic…sent)

IMG-20140804-WA0000

Her: is that you?

Me: yes please, why?

Her: mmm tumtum bronii, you’re handsome 😍😍😍😍😍 I like ur lips, your eyes are like sapphire, u cute 🙂

Me: thanks hunny 🙂

Her: you welcome Dre

Me: Truth or Dare

Her: Dare

Me: Send me an audio of you moaning

Her: Eeii I can’t oh, please I can’t

Me: You can, just pretend he’s riding you or he dey give you doggy style

Her: hmmm (her is recording an audio)

Screenshot_2016-05-02-18-02-03-1

Me: Eeii, love it! Your audio make I root sef 😄😄🙌🙌😺😺

Her: You crazy😄😄😄 lol

Me: Your turn please

Her: Truth or Dare

Me: Dare

Her: Send me a pic of you right now

Me: Eeii

Her: why?

Me: I’m naked right now 🙈🙈🙈

Her: I don’t care, it’s not my fault, send it

Me: Eeii

Her: Still waiting…

Me: hmmm ok (Sending pic)

penis

Her: Love it 😍😍😍😍😍

Me: hmmm Truth or Dare

Her: Dare

Me: (the expression on my face when she chose dare)

IMG_20150630_060345

Me: Send me your nudes

Her: lol

Me: yes

(10 minutes later)

Me: I’m waiting

(30 minutes later)

Me: hellooooo

(45 minutes later)

Me: are you still there?

(1 hour later)

Me: please come back I won’t ask for nudes again

(3 hour later)

Me: oh please am really sorry, reply me okay

(5 hours later)

Me: hello

(6 hours later)

Me: you won’t reply me? f*ck you b*tch, ugly girl, you think say your pretty eh? Sias3m. stupid girl, delete my number and block me.

 

 

story by: @AbokiCleDre (follow me on twitter)

Copyright © 2016 by @AbokiCleDre on twitter

All rights reserved. No Copy and Paste. Unlawful copy of this piece is prohibited. No part of this publication may be reproduced, distributed, or transmitted in any form or by any means, including photocopying, recording, or other electronic or mechanical methods, without the prior written permission of the publisher, except in the case of brief quotations embodied in critical reviews and certain other noncommercial uses permitted by copyright law. For permission requests, write to the publisher, addressed “Attention: Permissions Coordinator,” at the address below.

email: 101cledre@gmail.com/AbokiCleDre@gmail.com

twitter: @AbokiCleDre

Advertisements

One thought on “why girls don’t like playing truth or dare

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: