The Pussy

There was once this dog and cat that just couldn’t get along, always at each others throat, but the funny thing was, they were “BFF”, Best Friends Forever. How’s that possible? Due to their uncharacteristic nature, no one wanted them, no one wanted to keep a cat and a dog that just couldn’t get along.

Because of this, they stayed at a pet shop, they most at time sneak out to roam about all day, by night fall they’ll be back to their cages, tho the pet shop wasn’t that bad, the pussy had made it seem like a prison.

One day, the pussy and the dog found an awkward foreign looking oil lamp at the dumpster, they were sniffing for left over food, pussy saw the lamp first, out of curiosity called out dog to come check it out. 

The mysterious designs on the lamp caught dog’s attention, so he decided rub the dirt off, so it could see the designs properly, out of no where came a genie who said he would grant them each three wishes.

Dog wanted to be the first to make the wish even tho pussy saw the lamp first, but the dog went first and he said, “I wish to be the only male dog in the pet shop”

 The pussy said, “I want a cool motorcycle helmet with fire and skull designs on it.” And it got it’s wish. When dog went back to the pet shop, it noticed all the male dogs been turned to female dogs. his wish came through. Pussy’s wish also came through!

 The dog went up and said, “I wish to be the only male dog in the country, and all the rest to be female.” And it got it’s wish.

The pussy said, “I wish I had a motorcycle to go with that helmet.” And it got it’s second wish.

The Dog’s last wish, it said, “I wish I was the only male dog in the world, and all the rest were females.” And it got it’s wish as the genie promised, all dogs in the world were turned into female, dog was the only male dog left in the world, dog was happy!

It was the pussy’s turn to make its last wish, and it said to the genie in the lamp, “I wish that dog was gay.”

 

 

story by: @AbokiCleDre (follow me on twitter)

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