This story has been a long time coming, but I’ll spill it out today. It’s been a long while this happened…a tweep followed me, she was a newbie, 2 tweets, following 17 tweeps and she had 10 followers and an egg avi
She asked for a follow back and I did without hesitating, minutes later she uploaded her avi, some ebony cho-co-la-te babe, she was really cute. She get form eeii, she was bootylicious and breastfuly endowed charle!
Suddenly the kramain in me rose, I don’t know how I got in her DMs, I texted her “hi”, norrr she replied my hi with a “hello”… then we exchanged pleasantries and starting chatting…introductions and stuffs like that…
She was friendly and surprisingly open, the chat was flowing very smoothly, so the convo was lit! i was cracking her up with my great sense of humor and she was laughing at my jokes, well…. I only knew that from the LOls and LMAO she sent me lol
She said I was funny, that was a compliment, to me that was more motivation for me to fool more lol, I was just cracking her up and the LOLs and LMAO kept coming, lol
I got serious eventually & asked more about herself, she was younger than I expected, she was 19, but she get form like 25 years old…
Then she asked me, are you on whatsapp? and I was like ‘hell yeah’, then she gave me her digits to text her, and I did, seconds after saving her number I sent her a text her but she never replied, my ‘last seen’ was off so I couldn’t tell if she’s been offline for long or not, I sent her like 3 texts, but got no reply, low key na I bore charle
The next day I got an early morning text, it was her, my eyes lit up, got excited, so we started chatting and chatting all day till night…lol
That time the dumso was crazy, the lights were never stable, the dumsor was at it’s peak, she told me her lights were off and her room was crazy hot, she said she was feeling very hot and very uncomfortable…
So I asked her what she was wearing, she replied ‘LOL why u wanna know?’ and I was like, “oh I jus dey biz k3k3”, then she replied ‘LOL’
I was thinking of what to say next to keep the convo going, norr she sent me a pic nd captioned it ‘‘… eeeii charle some half nude pic oh herrrhhh
The kramain in me started barking woow woow lol, I wanted to ask for more but I didn’t, & I asked her, “is this u?” She replied, “yes “….hw3 meaning she was shy…
I didn’t send her any text the rest of the evening, she sent me like 10 texts, but I didn’t reply, she called but I didn’t pick up, na I make basaaaa…i was confused
The next day, I replied all her texts, but she was pissed because I didn’t reply her on time, but I explained that I fell asleep. But I lied.
I asked her if she had a boyfriend, luckily she said no, she’s been single for a while now, but she’s still in love with her ex, she wants him back, she still loves him
That was like bullet to my heart charle, but I never bore, she asked if I was also dating, and i also said no, she asked me if I still had feelings for my ex, I hesitated with the reply, 5 minutes later I told her yes, but I lied, I only said yes because she told me she still loved her ex
I didn’t want to look stupid, she curve me, so I curved her back, nothing spoil… then she started telling nice things about her ex, I got bored and told her good night, I was very sleepy wasn’t in the mood to listen the wonderful memories she had with her ex, but honestly I wasn’t sleepy, I was just in pain charle, the way I mean the girl way e no source heerrhhhh way she start to flow chaw things about her ex make i bore Edit
After some time she started bothering me, asking me to tell her about my ex, but i didn’t, and I didn’t understand why she wanted to know about my ex, to make her stop bothering me with that issue I said some nice things about my ex, but she wasn’t Satisfied, and I didn’t care. Until one day she told me she wanted us to meet, I didn’t want go charle, cos the way I was broke eeh
She knew I wasn’t gonna come, then she said everything was on her, she offered to pay for everything, and I was like, “sure it’s a date” lol, abeg who no dey like free things? lol
We decided to meet at the Legon botanical gardens, I dressed really nicely with plenty shormi(body spray), I was smelling good, I got to the place on time & sat down. About 20 minutes I saw my ex alight from a taxi, i was surprised to see her, I was like, is she stalking me or what? so I was like “what’s this witch doing here?”, she saw me and waved but i ignored her kraaaa
Then I realize she was walking straight to me, she said “hi” when she got nearer, I responded, she wanted to be nice but I didn’t mind her
Then she asked if I was waiting for someone, and I said “yes”, then she said, “she ain’t coming”, then I looked from her top to her down and I chuckled. Then she said she was, Mandy, the chick I was chatting with on Twitter and whatsapp, she’s the one tricking me with a fake twitter account and a fake whatsapp number, she claimed, she wanted to see if I still loved her
And per our chat she knew I still loved her, so she’s come to ask for forgiveness so that I will take her back, i was a confused man! my brains all scatter, I make basaa
Now should I tell her I lied or I should forget it and accept her back?
story by: @AbokiCleDre (follow me on twitter)
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